100 Chicken Jokes for Kids

Laughter is like a universal language, and when it comes to jokes, there’s nothing quite as egg-citing as chicken jokes for kids!

Whether you’re telling them to your little ones during a family dinner or sharing them with friends at school, chicken jokes are sure to crack a smile on anyone’s face.

So, gather ’round, young jokesters, and get ready to feather your funny bone with these cluck-tastic chuckles!

1. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
2. What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Lost.
3. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
4. How do baby chicks send messages? By peep-mail!
5. What do you call a group of musical chickens? A “chicken and symphony” orchestra!
6. Why did the chicken go to the library? To check out a book on eggs-ploration!
7. How do chickens stay healthy? They egg-cercise!
8. What’s a chicken’s favorite movie genre? Peck-tures!
9. What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg-citing rooftop party!
10. What did the chicken say to the duck? “Quack up, I’m just winging it!”
11. How do chickens communicate? They use egg phones!
12. What do you call a chicken that tells jokes? A comedi-hen!
13. What’s a chicken’s favorite game at the fair? The cluck-and-roll!
14. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a frog? A jumpin’ clucker!
15. What do you call a chicken that’s afraid of the dark? A chicken!
16. How does a chicken bake a cake? From scratch!
17. What do you call a chicken that lays chocolate eggs? A candy clucker!
18. Why did the chicken bring a ladder to the barn? Because it wanted to lay it on the line!
19. What do you call a chicken that’s a spy? An undercover cluck-t!
20. Why did the turkey sit next to the chicken at lunch? Because it wanted to gobble up some good company!
21. What do you call a chicken that loves pop music? A “pecky” listener!
22. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cow? Roost-beef!
23. Why did the chicken go to school? To improve its egg-ducation!
24. How do you make a chicken stop clucking? Tell it to “poultry” in!
25. What’s a chicken’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop!
26. What do you call a chicken that lays eggs in your living room? A sofa-cus!
27. Why don’t chickens play hide and seek? Because they’re afraid they’ll be found “fowl”!
28. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A bird that lays down the law!
29. What do you call a chicken that tells secrets? A “fowl” whisperer!
30. Why did the chicken go to the basketball game? To see the “fowl” shots!
31. What do you call a chicken that loves to garden? A “peck”-titioner!
32. How do you make a chicken sandwich? You egg-splain it to them!
33. What do you call a chicken that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel without a “cluck”!
34. Why did the chicken go to space? To visit the “egg-straterrestrial” chickens!
35. What do you call a chicken that’s good at math? A “hen”-ginger!
36. Why did the chicken go to the beach? To work on its tan!
37. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a poodle? A “cocka-doodle-doo-dle”!
38. How do you make a chicken rollover? You egg-courage it!
39. Why did the chicken bring a ladder to the barbecue? Because it heard the steaks were high!
40. What do you call a chicken who tells ghost stories? A “frightened” clucker!
41. Why did the chicken get a ticket at the baseball game? Because it fowled a ball!
42. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a circus performer? An egg-stravagant acro-cluck!
43. How do chickens send messages to each other? By “eggs”-press!
44. What’s a chicken’s favorite subject in school? Egg-sperimentation!
45. Why did the chicken sit on the clock? To hatch the perfect “egg-scape” plan!
46. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a robot? An egg-scellent “rooster”!
47. What do you call a chicken that’s a superhero? A “super-cluck”!
48. Why did the chicken go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a bit “egg-exhausted”!
49. What do you call a chicken that lays eggs all over the house? Egg-stremely messy!
50. How do you make a chicken coop? You egg-splain it to them!
51. Why did the chicken go to the dance? Because it wanted to shake a tail feather!
52. What do you call a chicken with a PhD? A “doctor-cluck”!
53. How do chickens stay cool in the summer? They use their eggs -reme fans!
54. Why did the chicken start a band? Because it had drumsticks, and it was eggstraordinary!
55. What did one chicken say to the other at the breakfast table? “You crack me up!”
56. What do you call a chicken that lays eggs in your garden? A peck-tato!
57. How do you make a chicken stew? Keep egging it on!
58. What’s a chicken’s favorite vegetable? Egg-plant!
59. Why did the chicken go to the comedy club? To get some egg-citing material!
60. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cow and a pig? Cluck-oink-moo!
61. Why don’t chickens ever tell secrets? Because they might be “eggs”-pose them!
62. What do you call a chicken that loves to write? A “feathered” author!
63. How do you know if a chicken is on the internet? It’s always pecking away at the keyboard!
64. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a lizard? A “croco-doodle-doo”!
65. What do you call a chicken that lays eggs in winter? Egg-stremely determined!
66. Why did the chicken go to the doctor? Because it had a “fowl” case of the flu!
67. What’s a chicken’s favorite fairy tale? Chicken Little!
68. How does a chicken send a text message? With its egg-express delivery!
69. What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg? “Ouch!”
70. What do you call a chicken with a black belt in karate? A “wing” chun master!
71. Why did the chicken start a bakery? Because it kneaded the dough!
72. What’s a chicken’s favorite subject in school? Egg-natomy!
73. How does a chicken make friends with a cow? It eggs-tends its wing!
74. What do you call a chicken with a sense of humor? A “yolkster”!
75. Why did the chickens go to space camp? To become an astronaut-egg!
76. What do you call a chicken that lays eggs on your doorstep? An “egg-tortionist”!
77. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk? A “fowl” smell!
78. Why did the chicken become a gardener? Because it wanted to grow its own beak-on!
79. What’s a chicken’s favorite game on a hot day? Cluck-duck-goose!
80. Why did the chicken bring a ladder to the farm? To go for a “roost” on the high branches!
81. What’s a chicken’s favorite type of math? Egg-division!
82. What do you call a chicken who loves to read? A “book-cluck”!
83. Why don’t chickens play cards in the wild? Because there are too many cheap tricks!
84. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a dog and a cow? A cock-a-doodle-moo!
85. How do you make a chicken float? Add root beer and a scoop of egg-silent ice cream!
86. What do you call a chicken that tells ghost stories? A “cluck-cifer”!
87. Why did the chicken bring a suitcase to the barn? Because it wanted to pack for a “cluck-cation”!
88. What’s a chicken’s favorite dessert? Egg-clairs!
89. How do you make a chicken laugh? Tell it a “yolk”!
90. Why did the chicken become a teacher? Because it wanted to egg-splain things!
91. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a parrot? A bird that talks your “eggs”-ear off!
92. How do you make a chicken stop squawking? Tell it to “wing” it quietly!
93. Why did the chicken go to the comedy club? To learn some “egg-squisite” humor!
94. What do you call a chicken who loves to watch TV? A couch potato!
95. Why did the chicken sit on the haystack? To look for the needle in a feather stack!
96. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a kangaroo? An egg-straordinary jumper!
97. How do chickens play hide and seek? They “egg-scape” into the coop!
98. Why did the chicken go to the art gallery? To see the “egg-squisite” paintings!
99. What’s a chicken’s favorite place to vacation? The “cluck”-o-lagoon!
100. Why don’t chickens ever play cards with pigs? Because the pigs are always “hogging” the deck!

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These egg-squisite chicken jokes are sure to have kids clucking with laughter.

Remember, humor is a fantastic way to bond with your children and encourage their creativity.

So, don’t be afraid to share a few of these jokes during your next family gathering or playdate.

After all, as the saying goes, “Why did the chicken tell jokes to the kids? Because it wanted to egg-express its sense of humor!”