100 Moon Jokes

The moon has been a source of fascination and wonder for humanity since time immemorial.

Its mysterious, silvery glow has inspired poets, artists, and scientists alike. But did you know that the moon has also been a muse for comedians?

Yes, that’s right! Moon jokes, puns, and humor have illuminated our laughter just as the moon illuminates our night sky.

In this article, we’ll take a whimsical journey through the cosmos of moon-related humor and explore some lunar laughter that’s truly out of this world.

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  1. Why did the moon go to therapy? Because it had too many phases.
  2. What do you call a werewolf that loves the moon? A “lunatic”!
  3. How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it.
  4. What do you call a moon that becomes a detective? Sherlock Moons.
  5. Why did the sun go to school with the moon? Because it wanted to be a little “brighter.”
  6. Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on gum on the moon? He got stuck in orbit!
  7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a werewolf? Frostbite!
  8. How does the moon scratch an itch? With a crater!
  9. Why did the moon bring a broom to the party? It wanted to sweep everyone off their feet!
  10. What does a moon rock taste like? It’s a little meteor.
  11. Why did the moon bring a pen to the astronomy class? Because it wanted to take notes!
  12. What’s a vampire’s favorite phase of the moon? A blood moon, of course!
  13. Why did the moon get an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!
  14. What kind of music do astronauts listen to on the moon? Moon rock and roll!
  15. How does the moon cut a pizza? With ‘luna’tic slices!
  16. What do you call an overweight moon? Full-figured.
  17. Why did the moon apply for a job at the bakery? Because it wanted to be a pie in the sky!
  18. What do you call a moon that tells jokes? A lunar-tic comedian.
  19. What did one moon say to the other moon? “I’ll see you at the next eclipse!”
  20. Why did the moon feel unwell? Because it was a little space-sick!
  21. What do you get when you cross a moon with green cheese? A “Molden” night!
  22. What’s the moon’s favorite game? Eclipse, of course!
  23. How does the moon communicate with Earth? By satellite phone!
  24. Why did the cow jump over the moon? It was trying to avoid the Milky Way!
  25. What do you call an astronaut’s favorite chocolate? A Mars bar!
  26. How do you know if the moon is going broke? It starts selling off its crater assets!
  27. Why did the sun invite the moon to the solar system party? Because it wanted some ‘light’ entertainment!
  28. What did one moon say to the other moon at breakfast? “Are you hungry for a space pancake?”
  29. Why did the moon feel lonely? Because it was always over someone else’s head!
  30. What do you call a moon that’s too nosy? A “lunar” eavesdropper!
  31. What do you call a moon who loves to sing? A “crescendo”!
  32. How does the moon throw a party? It “eclipses” the competition!
  33. What did the moon say to the sun during a romantic dinner? “You’re my ‘shine’ and stars!”
  34. Why was the moon always late for school? Because it kept missing the bus!
  35. What do you call a moon with an attitude? A “new” moon!
  36. How do you organize a space party? You “planet” in advance!
  37. Why did the moon enroll in a cooking class? Because it wanted to learn how to make a “moon pie”!
  38. What did one moon say to the other when it couldn’t find its keys? “I guess they’re lost in space!”
  39. What do you call a moon who’s an expert in gardening? A “solar” horticulturist!
  40. Why did the moon apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to rise to the occasion!
  41. What did the moon say to Earth when it wanted some privacy? “Give me some ‘space,’ please!”
  42. How does the moon stay cool during the summer? It uses “lunar” shades!
  43. Why was the moon so good at baseball? Because it had a great pitch!
  44. What do you call a moon who loves to dance? A “lunatic” with the rhythm!
  45. Why did the moon become a musician? Because it wanted to be a “crescendo” master!
  46. How does the moon send love letters? By “comet” mail!
  47. What did the moon say to the rocket ship? “You’re a blast!”
  48. Why did the moon become a therapist? Because it was a great listener!
  49. What do you call a moon that’s always in a hurry? A “quicksilver”!
  50. Why did the moon get in trouble at school? Because it had too many “phases” of distraction!
  51. What do you call a moon who loves to knit? A “crescent” stitcher!
  52. Why was the moon always calm? Because it had no atmosphere for drama!
  53. How do you make a moon float? You add a scoop of “astronaut” ice cream!
  54. What’s a moon’s favorite game to play with Earth? Hide and crater-seek!
  55. Why did the moon apply for a job at the bakery again? Because it kneaded dough!
  56. What did one moon say to the other moon during a race? “I’ll orbit you at the finish line!”
  57. Why did the moon become a gardener? Because it loved watching the Earth bloom!
  58. What do you call a moon that never gets mad? A “peaceful” crescent!
  59. Why did the moon bring a ladder to the rocket launch? Because it wanted to go “up” in the world!
  60. How does the moon order fast food? It is called a “rocket” delivery service!
  61. What’s a moon’s favorite sport? Eclipse ball!
  62. Why did the moon apply for a job at the circus? It wanted to be the center of gravity!
  63. What’s a moon’s favorite chocolate? Milky Way bars, of course!
  64. Why did the moon start a band? Because it had a “stellar” voice!
  65. What do you call a moon that loves to write poetry? A “verse-tile” celestial body!
  66. How does the moon keep its pants up? With an asteroid belt!
  67. Why did the moon feel embarrassed at the party? Because it was full and didn’t want to “wane” on anyone!
  68. What did one moon say to the other moon when it was feeling sad? “Don’t be a crescent down!”
  69. Why did the moon start a comedy club? Because it had great “space” for laughter!
  70. How does the moon cut its grass? With a “lunar” mower!
  71. What did the moon say when it was complimented on its beauty? “You’re out of this world!”
  72. Why was the moon always a great listener? Because it had a lot of “space” for others!
  73. What do you call a moon with a broken heart? A “waxing” romantic!
  74. Why did the moon apply for a job in construction? It wanted to be a “building block” of the universe!
  75. How does the moon send text messages? By “inter-galactic” messaging!
  76. What did one moon say to the other moon during a disagreement? “Let’s not make a ‘crescent’ issue out of this!”
  77. Why did the moon become an artist? Because it loved to paint the night sky!
  78. What’s a moon’s favorite type of music? New Age, it’s very soothing!
  79. How does the moon make coffee? It uses a “cosmic” coffee maker!
  80. Why did the moon bring a jacket to the space party? Because it gets pretty “chilly” up there!
  81. What do you call a moon with a sense of humor? A “lunar-tic” comedian!
  82. How does the moon fix a flat tire? With “celestial” glue!
  83. Why did the Moon start a rock band? Because it had some “stellar” drummers!
  84. What do you call a moon who loves to surf? A “tide” rider!
  85. Why did the moon become a fashion model? Because it had a “celestial” runway walk!
  86. How does the moon organize a book club? It selects books from “astronomical” genres!
  87. What’s a moon’s favorite dessert? Moon pies, of course!
  88. Why did the moon apply for a job at the library? Because it wanted to be the “lunar” librarian!
  89. What do you call a moon who loves to exercise? A “gym-nasa-stic” enthusiast!
  90. How does the moon do its taxes? With a “space” calculator!
  91. Why did the moon bring a telescope to the astronomy lecture? Because it wanted to “zoom” in on the details!
  92. What did one moon say to the other moon when they were feeling lazy? “Let’s just ‘orbit’ Netflix tonight!”
  93. Why was the moon always calm during arguments? Because it had a “stellar” attitude!
  94. How does the moon stay up all night? With “cosmic” caffeine!
  95. What’s a moon’s favorite type of cheese? “Crescendo” cheese!
  96. Why did the moon start a gardening club? Because it wanted to see Earth “blossom”!
  97. What do you call a moon who’s always punctual? A “timely” crescent!
  98. How does the moon throw a surprise party? It “eclipses” everyone’s expectations!
  99. Why did the moon start a bakery? Because it kneaded some “gravity” to rise!
  100. What do you call a moon that loves puns? A “lunar-tic” wordsmith!

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Moon jokes, with their puns, wordplay, and cosmic humor, have been a delightful part of our cultural landscape for generations.

They remind us that even the most awe-inspiring and mysterious phenomena can be a source of laughter and light-heartedness.

So the next time you gaze up at the moon, remember to share a moon joke or two to brighten someone’s night.

After all, laughter is a universal language, and it’s a testament to our creativity that we can find humor even in the depths of outer space.

Sohaib Hasan Shah

Sohaib's journey includes 10+ years of teaching and counseling experience at BCSS School in elementary and middle schools, coupled with a BBA (Hons) with a minor in Educational Psychology from Curtin University (Australia) . In his free time, he cherishes quality moments with his family, reveling in the joys and challenges of parenthood. His three daughters have not only enriched his personal life but also deepened his understanding of the importance of effective education and communication, spurring him to make a meaningful impact in the world of education.

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