100 October Jokes for Kids

As the leaves begin to change colors and the air gets crisp, October brings with it a sense of excitement and anticipation.

Halloween, pumpkins, and all things spooky take center stage.

What better way to celebrate this delightful month than with a collection of October jokes that will tickle your funny bone?

Whether you’re a young trick-or-treater or just a kid at heart, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face.

So, gather ’round, little goblins and witches, as we embark on a laughter-filled journey through some October-themed humor!

1. Why did the scarecrow become a successful musician? Because he had great “straw melodies”!
2. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A nectarine!
3. Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a “boo”-last!
4. What do you call a monster with a pumpkin for a head? Jack the Lantern!
5. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon? A sourpuss!
6. Why did the skeleton go to the BBQ? To get another rib!
7. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling!
8. What do you call a mummy that sleeps all day and stays up all night? A wrap star!
9. Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor? Because it was feeling gourd!
10. How do you mend a broken Jack-O’-Lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
11. What do you call a group of friendly monsters? Ghoulfriends!
12. Why was the math book sad in October? Because it had too many problems!
13. What did the zombie order at the restaurant? A brain sandwich, hold the mustard!
14. What do you call a ghost who haunts the kitchen? A “spook”-getti!
15. Why did the broom go to school? To sweep up some knowledge!
16. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little “boo”-genie in it!
17. What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday? Fangsgiving!
18. What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite!
19. Why did the pumpkin turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
20. How do you make a witch itch? Take away her “W”!
21. What do you call a monster’s snack? Ghoul Scout cookies!
22. Why did the monster bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
23. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room!
24. Why did the ghost go to the amusement park? To go on the roller “ghost”!
25. What’s a werewolf’s favorite instrument? The “guitar-holy”!
26. Why did the bat fly into the wall? Because it didn’t “see” it coming!
27. What do you get when you cross a witch with a detective? A hex-spector!
28. Why did the vampire get a job at the blood bank? Because he wanted to work “red”-ically!
29. How does a ghost keep its pants up? With an “exorcise” belt!
30. What do you call a pumpkin that’s been put under a spell? Gourd-geous!
31. What do you call a ghost that’s always sleeping? A “lazy” poltergeist!
32. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no “body” to go with him!
33. What’s a mummy’s favorite type of music? Wrap music!
34. How do you mend a broken Jack-O’-Lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
35. What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist!
36. What do you call a ghost’s favorite dessert? “Boo”-berry pie!
37. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry? They’re afraid of flying off the handle!
38. What did the mummy say to the detective? “Let’s wrap this case up!”
39. Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor? It had a bad case of the “gourd-ache”!
40. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little “boo”-genie in it!
41. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange!
42. Why was the ghost a great detective? Because he had a “haunting” intuition!
43. How do you fix a broken Jack-O’-Lantern? Use a “pumpkin patch”!
44. What’s a werewolf’s favorite subject in school? Howlgebra!
45. What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite!
46. Why did the broom get a ticket? Because it was parked in a “no-sweeping” zone!
47. What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet!
48. What’s a mummy’s favorite kind of music? Wrap music!
49. How do you make a witch scratch? Take away the “w”!
50. What do you call a ghost’s favorite ride at the amusement park? The roller “ghost”!
51. What do you call a pumpkin that tells jokes? A “laughing gourd”!
52. Why did the ghost bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were “boo”-bottomless!
53. What did the skeleton say to the bartender? “I’ll have a beer and a mop, please!”
54. What kind of pants do ghosts wear? Boo-jeans!
55. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and “unwind”!
56. How do vampires get around on Halloween night? By “blood” type!
57. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A “fang”-tastic apple!
58. Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? Because he was outstanding in his field!
59. What do you call a vampire with no teeth? A “gumsucker”!
60. What do you call a pumpkin that can sing? A “gourd” -eous soprano!
61. Why did the werewolf go to the dentist? To improve his “bite”!
62. How do you know when a ghost is sad? It has a “boo”-hoo!
63. What do you call a witch’s cat on Halloween night? A “spooktacular” feline!
64. Why did the zombie go to school? To get a little “dead”-education!
65. What do you get when you cross a ghost with a snowman? Frostbite!
66. What do you call a ghost’s favorite dessert? “Boo”-berry pie!
67. How do you make a witch scratch? Take away the “w”!
68. What did the mummy say to the detective? “Let’s wrap up this case!”
69. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The “living” room!
70. Why was the math book sad in October? Because it had too many problems!
71. What do you call a monster who loves to play cards? A “poker”-geist!
72. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little “boo”-genie in it!
73. What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist!
74. Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor? It had a bad case of the “gourd-ache”!
75. What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday? Fangsgiving!
76. Why did the broom get a ticket? Because it was parked in a “no-sweeping” zone!
77. What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house? The “living” room!
78. How do you mend a broken Jack-O’-Lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
79. What do you call a vampire’s coffee? A “blood” type!
80. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no “body” to go with him!
81. How do you make a witch float? You take two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of “witch”!
82. What do you call a vampire’s car? A “blood” mobile!
83. Why did the ghost go to the doctor? It had a “boo”-boo!
84. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? “I scream”!
85. Why do mummies make excellent secretaries? They’re great at keeping things under “wraps”!
86. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon? A sourpuss!
87. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling!
88. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little “boo”-genie in it!
89. What do you call a monster who loves to dance? The boogie monster!
90. Why don’t witches ride their brooms when they’re angry? They’re afraid of flying off the “handle”!
91. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A “neck”-tarine!
92. How do you make a witch stop smiling? You take away the “W”!
93. What’s a mummy’s favorite type of music? Wrap music!
94. What do you call a group of friendly monsters? Ghoulfriends!
95. Why was the ghost so bad at lying? Because you could see right through him!
96. What did one pumpkin say to the other pumpkin? “You’re gourd-geous!”
97. Why did the zombie apply for a job at the bakery? Because he wanted to work on his “bread”-education!
98. What’s a werewolf’s favorite type of sandwich? A “howl”-dawg!
99. How do you fix a broken Jack-O’-Lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
100. Why did the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he heard they were having a “bone”-fire!

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October is a month filled with laughter, spooky surprises, and delicious treats.

These October jokes for kids are a perfect way to add some fun to the season.

Share these jokes with your friends and family, and remember that laughter is the best way to enjoy the magic of autumn.

Whether you’re carving pumpkins, dressing up in costumes, or simply enjoying the fall weather, these jokes are sure to make your October even more delightful.

So, keep smiling, stay safe, and have a spooktacular time!