100 Hilarious Spring Jokes for Kids

As the cold grip of winter melts away and nature awakens from its slumber, there’s a sense of joy and renewal in the air that comes with the arrival of spring.

With flowers blooming, birds singing, and the sun shining brighter, it’s the perfect time to infuse some laughter into the atmosphere.

What better way to celebrate the season than with a collection of delightful spring jokes for kids that are sure to put a smile on every child’s face?

1. Why did the flower go to school? It wanted to grow smarter!
2. What season is a tree’s favorite? Fall, because it gets to “leaf”!
3. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
4. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
5. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
6. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
7. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe!
8. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bugs!
9. What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollipops!
10. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet”!
11. Why was the math book sad in spring? It had too many problems to solve!
12. What did the bee say to the flower? “Hello, honey!”
13. What did one raindrop say to the other? “Two’s company, three’s a cloud!”
14. What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes? A funny bunny!
15. What do you call a happy lamb? Ewe-nique!
16. What did the tree say to the flower? “Leaf me alone, I’m blossoming!”
17. How does the sun cut its hair? Eclipse it!
18. Why did the butterfly blush? Because it saw the flowers blooming!
19. What’s a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
20. What do you call a garden that’s always happy? Plant-tastic!
21. What did the little flower say to the big flower? “Hi, bud!”
22. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
23. Why was the garden always happy? Because the flowers had good roots!
24. Why did the chicken go to the spring dance? To do the “chicken dance”!
25. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending!
26. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
27. What do you call a sheep that’s always quiet? A mutton!
28. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
29. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
30. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall!
31. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
32. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
33. How does a flower greet its friend? “Hey, bud!”
34. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
35. What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud!
36. What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollipops!
37. Why did the broom go to school? It wanted to brush up on its skills!
38. What does a cloud wear under its raincoat? Thunderwear!
39. How do you know flowers are capable of math? Because they multiply!
40. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
41. What do you call a rabbit with a lot of money? A billion here!
42. Why was the computer cold in spring? It left its Windows open!
43. Why did the tree sit down in the middle of the picnic? It wanted to get some shade!
44. What’s a bee’s favorite subject in school? Buzziness!
45. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe!
46. Why did the garden rake blush? Because it saw the hoe!
47. How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? Egg-cercise!
48. What did one flower say to the other flower on Valentine’s Day? I’m blooming for you!
49. How do you keep a skunk from smelling bad? Hold its nose!
50. What do you call a rabbit that’s been dancing? The hip hop!
51. What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear!
52. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
53. How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”!
54. What kind of flower loves to go on vacation? A tulip!
55. Why did the tree go to the bank? To check its “branch” balance!
56. What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day? Frisbee!
57. What do you call a sheep that loves to play guitar? A woolly rockstar!
58. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks? In case he got a hole-in-one!
59. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
60. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop!
61. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
62. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
63. What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollipops!
64. How do you know flowers are capable of math? Because they multiply!
65. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
66. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music!
67. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
68. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
69. What do you call a rabbit that’s been dancing? The hip hop!
70. What do you call a squirrel with no nuts? Squirrelly!
71. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
72. Why did the tree sit down in the middle of the picnic? It wanted to get some shade!
73. How does a flower listen to music? With its “buds”!
74. What do you call a bee that’s always complaining? A grumble bee!
75. What did the grass say to the lawnmower? “Hey, I’m just trying to make a little green here!”
76. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall!
77. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!
78. Why was the broom running late? It overswept!
79. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? “Where’s popcorn?”
80. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bugs!
81. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet”!
82. What do you call a rabbit with a lot of money? A millionaire!
83. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
84. Why did the garden rake blush? Because it saw the hoe!
85. How do you write a secret message in the garden? Use flower ciphers!
86. What do you call a cat that springs into action? A “pounce” of cat!
87. What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper!
88. Why did the lion eat grass in the spring? It wanted to be a “dandelion”!
89. How do you know if a vampire is sick? By how much he’s a coffin!
90. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
91. What’s a tree’s favorite computer game? Branching out!
92. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
93. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato!
94. How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it!
95. Why was the garden so noisy? Because the plants were growing like “weeds”!
96. What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes? A funny bunny!
97. What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper!
98. How do you catch a fish that’s asleep? With a snore line!
99. Why did the butterfly go to school? To learn how to fly with higher grades!
100. What’s a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!

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