100 Turkey Jokes for Kids

When it comes to humor, kids have a knack for finding joy in the simplest things.

That’s why turkey jokes are a fantastic way to tickle their funny bone and have them giggling in no time!

Whether it’s Thanksgiving season or just a regular day, these turkey-themed jokes are bound to bring smiles to their faces.

So, let’s dive into a world of feathers, gobbles, and laughter with these hilarious turkey jokes for kids!

1. Why was the turkey at the Thanksgiving party so popular? Because it had all the drumsticks!
2. What do you call a turkey that plays guitar? A rock ‘n’ gobble star!
3. Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks and the beak for music!
4. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a penguin? A turkey that’s great at carving ice!
5. How do you make a turkey turn red? You tell it a corny joke!
6. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music? Anything with “gobble” in it!
7. What do you call a turkey that’s been in the sun for too long? A tankey!
8. What do you call a turkey that’s good at baseball? A gobble hitter!
9. Why did the turkey bring a broom to Thanksgiving dinner? It wanted to clean up its act!
10. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Lots of extra legs for dancing!
11. Why did the turkey go to the doctor? It had a bad case of stuffingitis!
12. What do you call a turkey with an evil plan? A gobble-inator!
13. What do you call a turkey who’s a detective? Sherlock Gobbles!
14. Why did the turkey cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross the road again? Because it was trying to fool the farmer!
15. How do you fix a broken turkey? With turkey glue!
16. What’s a turkey’s favorite snack? Buttered corn!
17. What do you call a turkey that’s a sore loser? A gobble crybaby!
18. What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, Google, google!”
19. What do you call a turkey that knows karate? A poultry-geist!
20. Why did the turkey bring a suitcase to Thanksgiving? Because it wanted to have a gobble-tastic vacation!
21. What’s a turkey’s favorite dance? The turkey trot!
22. Why was the turkey invited to join the band? Because it had the best gobble solo!
23. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultry-geist!
24. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Pumpkin pie, of course!
25. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A gobble comedian!
26. Why did the turkey sit on the jack-o’-lantern? Because it wanted to have a poultry-ween party!
27. What’s a turkey’s favorite movie? The Good, the Bad, and the Gobbly!
28. What do you call a turkey who loves to bowl? A ten-pin turkey!
29. How do you make a turkey float? You add root beer and a scoop of ice cream – it becomes a root beer float!
30. What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving? “Quack, quack!”
31. What do you call a turkey that’s good at math? Count Gobble-ula!
32. What’s a turkey’s favorite toy? A gobble-catcher!
33. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an owl? A bird that’s a real hoot during Thanksgiving!
34. Why did the turkey bring a ladder to the Thanksgiving feast? To get to the top of the pecking order!
35. What do you call a turkey with no feathers? Thanksgiving dinner!
36. What’s a turkey’s favorite game on Thanksgiving? Hide and go peep!
37. Why did the turkey go to school? To get a little stuffing in its head!
38. What do you call a turkey with a big ego? A gobble-headed bird!
39. Why did the turkey blush? Because it saw the stuffing!
40. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a kangaroo? An animal that’s great at hopping to the dinner table!
41. Why was the turkey at the comedy club? To get some gobble-laughs!
42. What happened to the turkey at the talent show? It got a standing ovation for its gobbling performance!
43. What do you call a turkey that loves to swim? A butterball!
44. How does a turkey send messages? By using tweet-er!
45. What’s a turkey’s favorite vegetable? Gobble-coli!
46. Why did the turkey bring a pillow to Thanksgiving dinner? Because it wanted to have a napkin!
47. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of weather? Fowl weather!
48. What do you call a turkey with no feathers on its tail? A partial eclipse!
49. Why did the turkey refuse to eat dessert? Because it was stuffed!
50. What’s a turkey’s favorite candy? Gobble-gum!
51. What do you call a turkey that’s a musician? A gobble-instrumentalist!
52. How do turkeys keep their feathers soft and smooth? They use conditioner!
53. What’s a turkey’s favorite subject in school? Beak-ology!
54. Why did the turkey sit on the clock? To keep an eye on the seconds!
55. What do you call a turkey who loves to read? A novel-gobbler!
56. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a vampire? A turkey that says, “I want to eat your cranberries!”
57. Why did the turkey cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
58. What did the turkey say to the mashed potatoes? “You’re my butter half!”
59. How do you make a turkey laugh? Tell it a funny “gobble-gobble” joke!
60. Why was the turkey always in trouble at school? Because it was a real “turkey-tale”!
61. What’s a turkey’s favorite game on the computer? Gobble-gabble!
62. What do you call a turkey that’s been lifting weights? A jive turkey!
63. What did one turkey say to the other turkey on Thanksgiving Eve? “I’m stuffed with excitement!”
64. What do you call a turkey that’s been to outer space? An astro-gobbler!
65. Why did the turkey wear sunglasses on Thanksgiving? To hide from the stuffing paparazzi!
66. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music to dance to? The turkey trot beat!
67. What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving? “Let’s talk turkey!”
68. Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove it wasn’t chicken the first time!
69. What do you call a turkey that can play the piano? A poultry-ist!
70. Why did the turkey sit in the middle of the road? Because it was a “road-bird”!
71. What do you call a turkey that’s been playing hide and seek for hours? A master of “gobble-cation”!
72. Why did the turkey bring a ladder to the Thanksgiving party? To get to the turkey’s nest!
73. What’s a turkey’s favorite sport? Fowltball!
74. What did the turkey say when it found out it was going to be roasted? “Oh my, I’m stuffed!”
75. What’s a turkey’s favorite TV show? “Feathered Friends!”
76. How do you make a turkey sandwich? Start by talking to it nicely!
77. What do you call a turkey that’s good at telling stories? A gobble-teller!
78. What’s a turkey’s favorite video game? Peck-man!
79. Why did the turkey go to the spa? To get a feather massage!
80. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a famous singer? A gobble-pop star!
81. Why did the turkey bring a backpack to Thanksgiving dinner? It wanted to have a gobble-adventure!
82. What do you call a turkey that loves to dance? A turkey-trotter!
83. How does a turkey send a text message? With its gobble-phone!
84. What do you call a turkey who’s always on the move? A nomad-gobbler!
85. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of pie? A “gobble-ette” pie!
86. Why did the turkey wear a tie to the Thanksgiving party? Because it wanted to look “beak-autiful”!
87. What’s a turkey’s favorite kind of math? Gobble-nomics!
88. What do you call a turkey that loves to exercise? A fitness-feathered friend!
89. How do you make a turkey stew? Stew it up with some gobble vegetables!
90. Why did the turkey get a ticket? Because it was caught “turkey-lane”!
91. What do you call a turkey that tells scary stories? A gobble-goblin!
92. Why did the turkey bring a map to Thanksgiving dinner? Because it wanted to be sure it wasn’t lost!
93. What’s a turkey’s favorite board game? Gobbleopoly!
94. How do you catch a turkey? Hide in the bushes and make a turkey call – “gobble, gobble!”
95. What do you call a turkey who loves to read mystery novels? A “gobble-tective”!
96. Why was the turkey at the library on Thanksgiving? To check out some “gobble-books”!
97. What’s a turkey’s favorite musical instrument? The drumstick!
98. What did the turkey say when it saw the Thanksgiving decorations? “Oh my gourd, it’s time to get stuffed!”
99. Why did the turkey bring a pillow to the barnyard? Because it wanted to have a “feather bed”!
100. What’s a turkey’s favorite game to play on a rainy day? Flock and seek!

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Turkey jokes for kids are a wonderful way to share some lighthearted moments and laughter with your little ones.

Whether it’s a holiday like Thanksgiving or just a regular day, these jokes will have them gobbling up the fun.

So, next time you want to brighten up their day, share a turkey joke or two, and watch their faces light up with smiles and giggles.

Laughter truly is the best seasoning for any day, just like gravy is the perfect topping for turkey!